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Sar020032000 Writes:

I have been with my girlfriend for six years. We have been having problems lately.  This past Saturday, I texted her "how are you doing" and I got a text message back saying "she doing just fine riding this dick". When I read it, it took me by surprise, so i called her three phones and she did not answer. So I texted her back "saying that we need to separate and she can be with that dude".

So five hours later she called me, but I didn't answer.  She left a message on my voice mail saying "she was just playing that she just want to see were my head was and that she was going back to sleep".

She called three hours later saying the same thing.  I want to know if she was telling the truth or should we just stay separated for a while?  Should I call or text her? Do you think she is going to call me again, and are we going to get back together?

MR. GOOD ADVICE RESPONDS:

First of all, never trust anyone with three phones!  People don't carry three phones unless they are up to no good!  They use three phones to help them juggle all the dudes or women they are dealing with!  

I don't believe for a minute that she was somehow testing you and trying to find out where your head was in this relationship.  People do often test their partners but they don't go as far as pretending they are "riding dick".  Who in the world could pass any such test!  It's a ridiculous lie!

If you have any doubts about what happened just look at how she handled you breaking off the relationship.  If she was playing a sick practical joke she would have called you back immediately!  You got a call back five hours later!  Most likely she didn't realize that the arrogant bastard she was sexing had sent you a text message until many hours later. (I would hate to think she was riding that dick the whole five hours!)

She cheated on you, accept it and move on!  I don't understand why you would consider being separated for a "little while".  This is a deal breaker!  When someone plays you like this you don't separate for a "little while", you separate forever!  So don't call her or text her.  The only solution is to get away from this woman with three phones and find yourself one who only carries one!

In conclusion, LOSE HER NUMBER(s)!